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txtList[txtList.length]="We CAN fly, you know. We just don't know how to think the right thoughts and levitate ourselves off the ground.<br> - Michael Jackson"
txtList[txtList.length]="It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.<br> - Charles De Gaulle"
txtList[txtList.length]="I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.<br> - Britney Spears"
txtList[txtList.length]="Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life.<br> - Brooke Shields"
txtList[txtList.length]="I don't think about anything too much. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out.<br> - Pamela Anderson"
txtList[txtList.length]="Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.<br> - Mariah Carey"
txtList[txtList.length]="I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="Theoretically, television may be feasible, but I consider it an impossibility.<br> - Lee de Forest, 1926, inventor of the cathode ray tube"
txtList[txtList.length]="I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.<br> - Thomas J. Watson, 1943, Chairman of the Board of IBM"
txtList[txtList.length]="It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.<br> - Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895"
txtList[txtList.length]="It will be years - not in my time - before a woman will become Prime Minister.<br> - Margaret Thatcher, 1974"
txtList[txtList.length]="I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.<br> - Western Union internal memo, 1876"
txtList[txtList.length]="We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.<br> - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962"
txtList[txtList.length]="Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?<br> - H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927"
txtList[txtList.length]="If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="640K ought to be enough for anybody.<br> - Bill Gates, 1981"
txtList[txtList.length]="Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.<br> - Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872"
txtList[txtList.length]="Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.<br> - Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949"
txtList[txtList.length]="We don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.<br> - Hewlett-Packard's rejection of Steve Jobs, who went on to found Apple Computers"
txtList[txtList.length]="King George II said in 1773 that the American colonies had little stomach for revolution."
txtList[txtList.length]="An official of the White Star Line, speaking of the firm's newly built flagship, the Titanic, launched in 1912, declared that the ship was unsinkable."
txtList[txtList.length]="In 1939 The New York Times said the problem of TV was that people had to glue their eyes to a screen, and that the average American wouldn't have time for it."
txtList[txtList.length]="It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="An English astronomy professor said in the early 19th century that air travel at high speed would be impossible because passengers would suffocate."
txtList[txtList.length]="Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value.- Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911."
txtList[txtList.length]="With over 50 foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry isn't likely to carve out a big slice of the U.S. market.<br> - Business Week, 1958"
txtList[txtList.length]="Whatever happens, the U.S. Navy is not going to be caught napping.<br> - Frank Knox, U.S. Secretary of the Navy, on December 4, 1941"
txtList[txtList.length]="A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.<br> - Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, October 16, 1929"
txtList[txtList.length]="I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.<br> - Hillary Clinton"
txtList[txtList.length]="If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.<br> - Cyndi Lauper, singer"
txtList[txtList.length]="Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud to cloud. And an old man with a long, white beard wanders around -- that's God.<br> - Britney Spears describing heaven"
txtList[txtList.length]="If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - so long as I'm the dictator.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="Rural Americans are real Americans. There's no doubt about that. You can't always be sure with other Americans. Not all of them are real.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="I'm much more than a pair of breasts. I represent success, hard work and fun.<br> - Pamela Anderson"
txtList[txtList.length]="I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.<br> - Linda Evangalista, supermodel"
txtList[txtList.length]="Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil.<br> - Julia Child, American tv chef"
txtList[txtList.length]="I feel my best when I'm happy.<br> - Winona Ryder"
txtList[txtList.length]="I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.<br> - Raquel Welch on Larry King Live"
txtList[txtList.length]="I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.<br> - Bill Clinton"
txtList[txtList.length]="There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never.<br> - Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf during Iraq War"
txtList[txtList.length]="We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.<br> - Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, on Canada"
txtList[txtList.length]="I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="The future will be better tomorrow.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="Are you a guitarist, too?<br> - Queen Elizabeth II, to Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page who co-wrote Stairway to Heaven, at Buckingham Palace reception."
txtList[txtList.length]="By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.<br> - Socrates"
txtList[txtList.length]="I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.<br> - W.C. Fields"
txtList[txtList.length]="A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.<br> - Rudyard Kipling"
txtList[txtList.length]="Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.<br> - Les Dawson" 
txtList[txtList.length]="British women can't cook. They are very good at decorating food and making it attractive. But they have an inability to cook.<br> - Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip"
txtList[txtList.length]="Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="And what do you do?<br> - Queen Elizabeth II, to four British guitar greats, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck and Brian May, at reception in Buckingham Palace ."
txtList[txtList.length]="I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty.<br> - Nancy Reagan"
txtList[txtList.length]="Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps.<br> - Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, at reception for Commonwealth members."
txtList[txtList.length]="I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.<br> - Britney Spears"
txtList[txtList.length]="I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.<br> - I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me - Monica Lewinsky, discussing weight loss on Larry King Live"
txtList[txtList.length]="Where the hell is Australia anyway?<br> - Britney Spears"
txtList[txtList.length]="Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.<br> - Ozzy Osbourne"
txtList[txtList.length]="I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures.<br> - Thomas Edison, in 1926"
txtList[txtList.length]="Hurray, boys! We've got them. We'll finish them up and then go home to our station.<br> - General George Custer, before battle with Indians at Little Big Horn"
txtList[txtList.length]="Radio has no future.<br> - Lord Kelvin, Victorian physicist and President of Royal Society, c. 1897"
txtList[txtList.length]="This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="The problem with television is that the people must sit and keep their eyes glued to a screen; the average American family hasn't time for it.<br> - The New York Times, 1939"
txtList[txtList.length]="No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation.<br> - Walt Disney executive, considering viability of movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
txtList[txtList.length]="There will never be a bigger plane built.<br> - Boeing engineer, after first flight of the 247, a twin-engined aeroplane that held ten people"
txtList[txtList.length]="Television won't last. It's a flash in the pan.<br> - Mary Somerville, radio presenter, in 1948"
txtList[txtList.length]="The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives.<br> - Admiral William Leahy, on US Atomic Bomb Project, to President Truman in 1945"
txtList[txtList.length]="Do not bother to sell your gas shares. The electric light has no future.<br> - Professor John Henry Pepper on Thomas Edison's electric light invention"
txtList[txtList.length]="It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The 'telephone' is as mythical as the unicorn.<br> - Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860"
txtList[txtList.length]="I don't believe in black majority rule in Rhodesia…not in a thousand years.<br> - Ian Smith, March 1976"
txtList[txtList.length]="Do you still throw spears at each other.<br> - Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to Australian Aborigines"
txtList[txtList.length]="We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.<br> - George W Bush, May 1, 2003"
txtList[txtList.length]="Everything that can be invented has been invented.<br> - Charles H Duell, Commissioner of US Office of Patents, 1899"
txtList[txtList.length]="Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.<br> - Josef Stalin, November 1935"
txtList[txtList.length]="My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.<br> - Ronald Reagan, during radio microphone test."
txtList[txtList.length]="For NASA, space is still a high priority.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="Every prime minister needs a Willie.<br> - Margaret Thatcher, referring to Lord William Whitelaw"
txtList[txtList.length]="You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.<br> - Ronald Reagan"
txtList[txtList.length]="How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test.<br> - Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to Scottish driving instructor"
txtList[txtList.length]="The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="I'm the master of low expectations.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="I never knew a guitar player worth a damn.<br> - Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis, in 1954"
txtList[txtList.length]="We're more popular than Jesus now. I don't know which will go first - rock 'n' roll or Christianity.<br> - John Lennon, about the Beatles"
txtList[txtList.length]="I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky . . . a pulsating force of incredible energy.<br> - David Arquette"
txtList[txtList.length]="I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.<br> - George W Bush"
txtList[txtList.length]="Have you been playing a long time?<br> - Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton on his guitar playing"
txtList[txtList.length]="That 'rainbow' song is no good. It slows the picture down.<br> - Anonymous MGM producer, after first screening of The Wizard of Oz"
txtList[txtList.length]="If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.<br> - Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to British students in China"
txtList[txtList.length]="This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.<br> - Dan Quayle"
txtList[txtList.length]="I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.<br> - George W Bush"

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